April 9, 2014

Happy Birthday Hubby!

April 6, 2014

Today in haiku

I ate a pizza
Afterwards I threw it up
Life is really tough

March 27, 2014

officialunitedstates:

proposed changes to jeopardy:

  • each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
  • final round music plays whole time
  • alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
  • contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k
3/27/2014: The day Taco Bell plunged right into the breakfast market, 
The Time Frame:  Breakfast runs from 7 - 11, but didn’t seem to hold fast to the end time, like other restauraunts.  Now this flexibility might just be because this is day 1, but I do like the fact that they are doing breakfast 30 minutes longer than their competitors.
If you want something earlier, you might have to go with one of the competitors, but if there’s one thing Taco Bell is good for, it’s knowing their market.
The typical Taco Bell goer isn’t going to wake up for an early breakfast.  They are going to wake up at around 10:30, smoke a bowl, and then head to Taco Bell.  This leaves them plenty of time to get a little lost, arrive, and then forget what they wanted.  I am definitely NOT speaking from experience
The only issue is if these customers will embrace breakfast, or skip straight to lunch.
The Food:  There was a bevy of options, so I opted to get 2 waffle tacos (one sausage, one bacon), and an AM Crunchwrap w/ steak ($.50 more than the sausage or bacon ones).

Sausage Waffle Taco: This is the one you are most likely to see in advertisements, but was sadly a little disappointing.  Could have been just mine, but it didn’t have the right sweet/savory balance— maybe a little more syrup would have helped?
Bacon Waffle Taco: This one was much more balanced and tasted better than the first.  I’m guessing that this was because there was less meat.
AM Crunchwrap: This was my favorite item.  Steak, eggs, cheese, and hashbrowns all in tortilla.  Slightly more compact than a regular Crunchwrap, the only thing missing was the Taco Bell nacho cheese.

Take Away: About an hour later, and I’m hovering between the content, and so full I want to die stages.  Pretty standard for a meal at Taco Bell, so don’t get breakfast there thinking that you’re going to be really efficient afterwards.  You’re not.

3/27/2014: The day Taco Bell plunged right into the breakfast market, 

The Time Frame:  Breakfast runs from 7 - 11, but didn’t seem to hold fast to the end time, like other restauraunts.  Now this flexibility might just be because this is day 1, but I do like the fact that they are doing breakfast 30 minutes longer than their competitors.

If you want something earlier, you might have to go with one of the competitors, but if there’s one thing Taco Bell is good for, it’s knowing their market.

The typical Taco Bell goer isn’t going to wake up for an early breakfast.  They are going to wake up at around 10:30, smoke a bowl, and then head to Taco Bell.  This leaves them plenty of time to get a little lost, arrive, and then forget what they wanted.  I am definitely NOT speaking from experience

The only issue is if these customers will embrace breakfast, or skip straight to lunch.

The Food:  There was a bevy of options, so I opted to get 2 waffle tacos (one sausage, one bacon), and an AM Crunchwrap w/ steak ($.50 more than the sausage or bacon ones).

Sausage Waffle Taco: This is the one you are most likely to see in advertisements, but was sadly a little disappointing.  Could have been just mine, but it didn’t have the right sweet/savory balance— maybe a little more syrup would have helped?

Bacon Waffle Taco: This one was much more balanced and tasted better than the first.  I’m guessing that this was because there was less meat.

AM Crunchwrap: This was my favorite item.  Steak, eggs, cheese, and hashbrowns all in tortilla.  Slightly more compact than a regular Crunchwrap, the only thing missing was the Taco Bell nacho cheese.

Take Away: About an hour later, and I’m hovering between the content, and so full I want to die stages.  Pretty standard for a meal at Taco Bell, so don’t get breakfast there thinking that you’re going to be really efficient afterwards.  You’re not.

March 26, 2014
March 25, 2014

A few weeks ago, we found out that you can’t enter the word “ASS” in Big Buck Hunter Pro. :(

But on the plus side, I got a Hunter Hero (high score) last weekend!

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via bigmouthsparesagain)

March 19, 2014

prozac34 asked: Today I thought about the time you and Ken shaved your legs. I don't know why but it apparently stuck with me.

Can you create a pyrotechnics display to commemorate Ken, Bryan, and my Super Smooth Summer?

March 18, 2014

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

(Source: youtube.com, via loo-hoo-zuh-her)

fearandfaith:

fearandfaith:

I AM GETTING SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS ORIOLES SEASON

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REITERATE HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR BASEBALL SEASON TO START IN TWO WEEKS

fearandfaith:

fearandfaith:

I AM GETTING SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS ORIOLES SEASON

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REITERATE HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR BASEBALL SEASON TO START IN TWO WEEKS